Very entertaining. And needing coffee is dead on point. But I have to vehemently disagree with it being ok to have any of that K cup business. Might as well just be one of those broken down vending machines in a 1954 mid west , oh lets say Kansas tiny town buss station. And then to diss a French press! If they give you any kind of halfway decent ground coffee, the French press will churn out some mighty fine Java. If your Momma never taught you, then sit yourself down and watch a couple You Tube vids on how to do it. And if you really care about coffee you should just make the French press, and a lb of your fav grind part of you required luggage. More important than a toothbrush. You can get one of those at any convenience store.