Ok, please don’t take this too seriously. But do take it seriously. “Lets grab coffee?”Umm, you don’t imbib. I mean I can see your tendancy to stay away from Starbucks coffee because it’s always a crap shoot if it’s going to be drinkable. But the caffeine pills instead. Come on man! There in lies the jagged edge I feel in your story. And I have to say if I could feel it, so could the drunk Muslim hater. Maybe that was the real problem he had with you. Maybe you got a little to close when plugging in and the rusty searated edge of caffeine pills scraped his soul. Ok well, just a thought. I’m going to go have a couple shots of espesso that I make here at home and think about it some more. I did like your story over all.